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A collaborative blog by Locus editors, contributors, and other invited guests. The opinions expressed here are solely those of the authors, and do not reflect the editorial position of Locus Magazine or Locus Online.

 




 


Editor

Alvaro Zinos-Amaro

Contributors

Alan Beatts
Terry Bisson
Marie Brennan
Karen Burnham
Siobhan Carroll
John Clute
F. Brett Cox
Ellen Datlow
Paul Di Filippo
Michael Dirda
Gardner Dozois
Andy Duncan
Stefan Dziemianowicz
Brian Evenson
Jeffrey Ford
Karen Joy Fowler
Kathleen Ann Goonan
Theodora Goss
Elizabeth Hand
Cecelia Holland
Rich Horton
Guy Gavriel Kay
James Patrick Kelly
Mark R. Kelly
Ellen Klages
Russell Letson
Karen Lord
Brit Mandelo
Adrienne Martini
Tim Pratt
Cat Rambo
Paul Graham Raven
Graham Sleight
Maureen Kincaid Speller
Peter Straub
Rachel Swirsky
Paul Witcover
Gary K. Wolfe
E. Lily Yu

Roundtable on John Clute’s Giraffe

As is our wont, we follow deep discussions of non-fiction, poetry, and music with… a giraffe? Somewhere, on some level, this makes sense. Honest. John Clute, Guy Gavriel Kay, Michael Dirda, Stefan Dziemianowicz, Cecelia Holland, Cat Rambo, and Peter Straub all pile on.

John Clute

I agree with Guy entirely, and he’s just in time. I was about to tell everyone exactly how I make use of my six foot wooden giraffe whenever I worry about writer’s block, and I begin to realize it’s probably something unique to me. But anyone who does almost anything at all with their giraffe, I’d like to know about it. Off-list.

Guy Gavriel Kay

You know, given that Locus has some innocent young readers (and Liza), that IS probably best done off list, John.

Michael Dirda

Your giraffe is only six-feet tall? I wouldn’t thought that anywhere near enough.

Stefan Dziemianowicz

It’s a Shetland giraffe.

John Clute

But perfectly formed.

Cecelia Holland

I don’t know. If your giraffe remains at 6 feet for more than 4 hrs, maybe you should call a Dr.

Cat Rambo

It’s not the size of the giraffe that matters so much as how you use it.

John Clute

I feel much better now.

Stefan Dziemianowicz

Sometimes, when the critic demystifies a metaphor, all the fun is lost.

Guy Gavriel Kay

Last one! (For the nonce.)

As to critics and demystifying…

The Clutean giraffe? A metaphor?
Too nakedly parsed, as in semaphore?
The writers assembled
Grew pale and trembled -
Knowing a Wolfe might appear at the door!

Peter Straub

(sound of wild cheering)

John Clute

Too bad, Stefan. Maybe the joke was that in fantastika all metaphor is fog. Did anyone mention Edmund Wilson? I think Clive James was mentioned, but only Cultural Amnesia, which needs to be read one section at a time; his early reviews always helped me get on with the job, because they told me it was possible to be funnier than I could manage, and that jokes were a way of telling the truth, hey.

Guy Gavriel Kay

Outside, gentlemen!

On the other hand:

A normally placid John Clute
When blocked was entirely a brute.
He would pound his … giraffe
Then hysterically laugh,
And at last try a software reboot.

Stefan Dziemianowicz

I don’t know about the rest of you, but this conversation is making me want to own a six-foot giraffe AND be blocked as a writer, just to see what all the hullaballoo is about.

Guy Gavriel Kay

The unrhymable critic, stefan
Devised an intricate plan.
He’d STEAL Clute’s giraffe,
Cut it in half,
And SEE how Kay’d make that beast scan!

(working fast, indulgence and amusement craved, pitchforks to be checked at the door)

Cecelia Holland

Guy, step away from the giraffe. That’s a good boy.

Stefan Dziemianowicz

I don’t know if I would read Guy’s shaggy doggerel the same way I would read other poets mentioned in this discussion for reference or inspiration–but I would definitely read it to laugh out loud in my office, as I’ve done several times today.

Cecelia Holland

Not doggerel. Girafferel.

Comments

Pingback from SF Tidbits for 3/29/12 – SF Signal – A Speculative Fiction Blog
Time March 29, 2012 at 7:06 am

[...] Locus Roundtable on John Clute’s Giraffe. [...]

Comment from jc Eriksen
Time March 30, 2012 at 4:43 pm

Kay is a genius, certifiable, but a genius

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